BULL!!! Updated!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
11/27/2018 at 11:30 • Filed to: Dots

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ENHANCE

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/27/2018 at 09:56

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somebody scrunched up that jeep ish thing good

and stole their tow hitch


Kinja'd!!! fintail > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/27/2018 at 10:11

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That’s a mid-late 90s style  Pathfinder, from before the name became a glorified minivan.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/27/2018 at 10:23

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... what are we looking at here?

snow? 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/27/2018 at 10:26

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That’s the Compass. It looks like that from the factory, sadly.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/27/2018 at 10:27

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Maybe the car is owned by an escort.

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//would be a great plate on a Ford Escort tho


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/27/2018 at 10:42

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That looks like a well cared for Taurus. Those rear wheel wells are the first to go. Well the rear springs/struts are usually the first to go. No sag and no bits falling off.

RIP in peace Bullmobile


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail
11/27/2018 at 10:55

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Looks like it found the path to a boopin’


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/27/2018 at 11:08

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A not Joop booped


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/27/2018 at 11:27

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I have since updated this post. Sorry


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/27/2018 at 11:32

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I still dont get it.

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Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/27/2018 at 11:39

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The license plate on the Taurus is P51-D aka one of these:

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A P51 Mustang. It's a bull not a mustang.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/27/2018 at 11:42

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OOOOH i thought it said p-510. lol 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/27/2018 at 12:00

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Maybe a fighter pilot who gets his/her excitement in the air, because they   sure won’t get it driving that car.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > fintail
11/27/2018 at 12:04

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I call mine the PathFounder


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > WilliamsSW
11/27/2018 at 12:06

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Depends whether it’s the SOHC or DOHC V6 under the hood....

If the former, you are 100% correct, even modded they are god-awful.

If the latter, they are actually pretty fun.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > WilliamsSW
11/27/2018 at 12:10

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Or likes murdering people in a inconspicuous car.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/27/2018 at 15:42

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I actually bought a ‘96 Taurus LX brand new. That had the Duratec (DOHC) engine - believe it or not, I really liked that car, and it had decent power.

The Vulcan V6 on the other hand, is just a boat anchor.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > WilliamsSW
11/27/2018 at 16:05

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We had an 03 Taurus with the Vulcan V6. Custom intake manifold, cold air intake, custom headers, full exhaust gave it enough to chirp the tires on a neutral drop. It made my van with the 140hp 3.0 V6 feel fast.

It went in for repairs once and we got another 03 Taurus for a rental. That had the Duratec in it. My god was that a wonderful change. After driving that we immediately traded ours off.